I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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