why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I need to calm my uterus...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize