How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Say something about gay babies.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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