She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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