After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
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I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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