What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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