dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Randomize
