There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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