so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Text me some of your sweat
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