So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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