Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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