I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize
