Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
