I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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