There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
