spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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