My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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