the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she peed on how many people?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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