I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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