My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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