Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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