He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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