peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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