standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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