The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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