She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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