It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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