Nicole vs. Life
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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