I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Drunk
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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