You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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