the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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