I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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