She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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