so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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