Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
