he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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