I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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