So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
This can only be settled by a dance off.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
