So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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