I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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