So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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