I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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