you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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