absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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