I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
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his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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