I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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