Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
people are starting to question the shark bite story
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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