Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
