i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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