There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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