So drunk its hurt
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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