Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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