So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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