All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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