That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
