She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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