I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
So much Jack, so little girl.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
