...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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