so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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